Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Samily

An awesome ship-name for two very special and unique people. Both are fun loving and bubbly but also equally crazy. Crazy in love that is. These two make an amazing couple with an relationship that everyone else envies.

Chris: Did you hear about Sam and Emily!?

Itzel: Yeah I did! They are amazing together, which means they need an equally amazing ship-name. What should we call them?

Chris: I don't know. How about Emam?

Itzel: Nah....... Ooh! What about Samily?

Chris: Yeah! That's perfect! Samily it is.

by Midnight Moonlight June 23, 2017

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019

Sigil

From what I understand, it's a primitive symbol that communicates a ton of meaning. Can be interpreted in many ways. A reflection of the onlooker. Usually channeled unconsciously.

That sigil is badass. It looks like the big bang, or it looks satanic, or it looks christian, or I dunno it just looks like a lot of shit..

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

simi

someone who is weird on many different levels, smokes tons of weed, is often confused, doesn't believe in haircuts or any form of "unnatural grooming", mumbles incoherently, and can often be spotted outside your local 7-11...just sitting.

shit that simi needs to lay off the ganja and get a haircut

by everybody loves a cracka December 15, 2004

Sicilian-Jackhammer

When a man is having oral performed on him while hes standing up, at the climax... he pulls out his cash and prizes and cocks back like hes ready to do a 360 and smacks his partner in the side of the face with his rock hard penis. (being during the climax the female may have the misfortune of having a steamy load shot through her hair and face)

He gave me whiplash from that sicilian-jackhammer last night, i still cant get all of the come out of my hair either...

by Julio Juan Carlos Ricardo Alejandro cruz November 25, 2007

Sicilian Handshake

The act of a Sicilian person smacking someone in the face, head etc. with his/her hand in the common form of a handshake.

That person called you a Emo?
I'm going to go over there and give him a Sicilian Handshake.

by Maxwell Ross November 12, 2007