shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Shrooming

1.To be tripping.
2.To be high.
3.Crazy.
4.Screwing up.

1. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, you're shrooming!"
2. Instead of "Wow, you're high," its "Wow, you're shrooming."
3. Instead of "You're crazy," its "You're shrooming."
4. Instead of "Don't screw up," its "Don't be shrooming!"

by Aleosha November 10, 2004

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

Shroom bagged

It's when you t bag someone so hard that you leave a mushroom tat on their forehead

I came down that bitch so hard I shroom bagged her.

by deathcapt November 18, 2009

Scroof

An injury to the testacles. Usually a result of the application of upward force to the area.

I got scroofed by the park bench.

by Swrill September 4, 2016

shoof

look, watch

Shoof how i get this girl
yea right perhaps the merf for u. look up merf

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

shroom'd

being smack'd in the forehead by the tip of one's penis with enough brute force to leave a reddish imprint.

used in context, "bitch, i'm gonna shroom ya if you don't bake me that pie, dammit!"

by steve February 20, 2004