shroom'd

being smack'd in the forehead by the tip of one's penis with enough brute force to leave a reddish imprint.

used in context, "bitch, i'm gonna shroom ya if you don't bake me that pie, dammit!"

by steve February 20, 2004

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Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.

Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.

by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

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shroom-do

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.

Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

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Noun. or Adjective.

A person Designated to stay sober and supervise people under the influence of Hallucinagenic Mushrooms. A Shroom Daddy is usually a close freind, or fellow drug user. People may take turns over the course of a week being the Shroom Daddy, in order to get their share of psychadellic fun.

EXAMPLES:

" I was tripping so Hard on shrooms the other day, If I didn't have my Shroom Daddy with me I woulda taken a dump on my parents bed."

by Fuzzyblaa100 February 18, 2010

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shroom dog millionare

When your friend thats tripping on shrooms buys a ton of stuff because he or she thinks they are a millionare. In reality they go over on their credit card and get a crappy credit score after the trip.

My friend who thought he was a shroom dog millionare dropped his credit score from 760 to 430 in one trip after buying 230 bags of twizzlers.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 6, 2012

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