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shroom'd 

being smack'd in the forehead by the tip of one's penis with enough brute force to leave a reddish imprint.
used in context, "bitch, i'm gonna shroom ya if you don't bake me that pie, dammit!"
shroom'd by steve February 20, 2004
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Shroom dick 

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.
Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.
Shroom dick by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

shroom-do 

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.
Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.
shroom-do by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

Shroom Daddy 

Noun. or Adjective.

A person Designated to stay sober and supervise people under the influence of Hallucinagenic Mushrooms. A Shroom Daddy is usually a close freind, or fellow drug user. People may take turns over the course of a week being the Shroom Daddy, in order to get their share of psychadellic fun.
EXAMPLES:

" I was tripping so Hard on shrooms the other day, If I didn't have my Shroom Daddy with me I woulda taken a dump on my parents bed."
Shroom Daddy by Fuzzyblaa100 February 18, 2010

shroom dog millionare 

When your friend thats tripping on shrooms buys a ton of stuff because he or she thinks they are a millionare. In reality they go over on their credit card and get a crappy credit score after the trip.
My friend who thought he was a shroom dog millionare dropped his credit score from 760 to 430 in one trip after buying 230 bags of twizzlers.

shroom dusting 

a slang for combining the pyschedhelic qualities of mushrooms, with the dissociating effect of pcp.
man I was shroom dusting the other night, i almost died.
shroom dusting by Cranger May 3, 2006

Shroom Daddy 

A Fag
Oh you know Shroom Daddy?
Yeah, he a fag
Shroom Daddy by Stewart6969 April 16, 2022
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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