The scroll

The act of using your finger to look through hours worth of your Facebook news feed on your mobile phone.

Every day when she gets home from work Kerry sits down with her cup of tea and mobile phone whilst Jason watches her perform the scroll!

by Keepyourhandsoff July 19, 2014

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Dune Scroll

Dune Scroll is the act of rewatching Dune multiple times because it is available to you on HBO Max and it also kind of makes you wanna read the book, but maybe the only first three?

Jefferson: Ever since Dune has gotten on HBO Max I can’t stop the dune scroll!
Hamilton: Yeah, I’m constantly dune scrolling!

by DeepestSleepiest November 17, 2021

Shit-scrollin(g)

Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations

Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.

Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.

by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021

Thumb Scrolling

Thumb Scrolling is a means of controlling a smart phone using only ones thumb, on the hand they are holding the device in.

Thumb scrolling is they way in which a user of Secret Takeaways can use the app using only one hand, because all the key clicks are in reach of your thumb. The other-hand therefore is free to hold a slice of pizza, a cold beer, etc.

by Secret Moments March 10, 2022

Going for a Scroll

The act of endlessly scrolling through status updates on facebook. Sometimes in search of a certain status from the past.

That picture was so funny, I'm going for a scroll to see if I can find it

by sinistaminista May 26, 2013