shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

shrimp scampi by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

shrimp ring 

cock ring for small cocks

this shrimp ring is too big.

shrimp ring by mumbly_joe December 15, 2004

shrimp energy 

when a man acts like a dickhead

man: “ oh shes so ugly she can never be pretty”

lady: “ thats some shrimp energy right there”

shrimp energy by simple.pimple March 16, 2021

Shrimp Boat 

the act of cumming in someones ass crack and then sucking it out with a straw.

"Dude, last night my girl asked me to shrimp boat her!"

Shrimp Boat by diamondinTHErough January 5, 2009

Shrimp'n 

When a man ejaculates inside another mans rectum and proceeds to insert a drinking straw, and suck out the semen.

Buzz is the king of shrimp'n

Shrimp'n by J. Crizz and Tom Clark January 17, 2006

Shrimp n Shocker 

Another term when refering to the Lambdi Chi Fraternity as they like to give Shrimp for dinner and shocker for desert.

"Hey did you beat Shrimp n Shocker in intramurals yesterday?"

Shrimp n Shocker by Christianakaclo January 5, 2008

shrimp boat captain 

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

shrimp boat captain by captain salad May 12, 2004