As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
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this is adressed to the wee nobber ollie....and the other fannys who need a kick and a gralloch - we are scots. scotch is never used by scots to describe another scot.
you know the drill. scotch whisky, scotch broth and scotch beef. not scotch man. god that sounds so stupid...scotch man. get it right you foreign twat. failte gu albannach, sassenach. alba gu brath.
by man eilean dubh November 2, 2006
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Today Lizzy came up to me talking about how she's now fucked every male in the school. Then she insulted my outfit. What a fucking slotch.
by TheBestOPEVER January 2, 2012
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A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds
You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds
You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
The original Scotch College is waaaay better than the one in Perth - me
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Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
by Chris Wilder February 16, 2021
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by KLJ lrisuriosifajldukrusiojfks May 18, 2011
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by The Colonel December 2, 2004
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