Vagaphalactic Shock

A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.

Vagaphalactic Shock in action.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.

Guys: WTF!

Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!

Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!

GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!

by MSD Mike July 20, 2008

what a shocker

phrase denoting utmost surprise at a certain event or happening. can also be used as sarcasm.

"dammit my car just got stolen"
"what a shocker"

by Stuart Sutton November 22, 2007

pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.

I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.

by saphire_xoxo85 August 11, 2010

Shocksite

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.

J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?

by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009

cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.

the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked

by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

dot-shock

A dot-shock is a spinoff of the shaman's shock abilities in world of warcraft. It refers to the numerous threads by shamans in the shaman forums consisting of a single dot. Used to protest numerous shaman nerfs.

Dot-Shock!!
Kalgan: TIEM TO MAKE SHAMANS VIABLE BY PUTTING DR's ON EARTH SHOCK

Shamans:
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Kalgan: SO...MANY...DOTS...unnerf time...

by chaosbringer127 April 9, 2008

Shock humor

Humor with shock value. Challenges social values (sometimes with noble intentions) and can cause controversy.
Inherently politically incorrect, and can be a mark of true liberalism.

See also: Black comedy

South Park, Rick and Morty, and many 90's comedians have all used shock humor.

by GYX Kid August 30, 2020