shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

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knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.

AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!

by emelizabeth October 30, 2004

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shrappy

A compound of "Crappy" and "Shitty." Meaning is the same, but one may get away with expressing those same feelings without actually cussing in this case.

I was in a shrappy mood after I was fired from Debbie's Sex Emporium.

by bobo the monkey March 18, 2003

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A person who appears generous, but counts the costs of everything and complains about what they chose to give. Usually, also blind to anything others do for them because they are so focused on the cost of everything they do.

The nerve of that shlepp complaining about me drinking the beer and saying I don't do anything for them. I sweat and cleaned and purchased the supplies to fix up the house as well as did it. What a shlepp, over a beer!

by DevonDextra May 8, 2014

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Shmapp

A word that could mean absolutely anything you desire. It could also be used in any part of speech. (i.e. verb, noun, adjective.)
It leaves the person not knowing exactly what the user meant, very secretive.

Today made me want to shmapp myself!
Bill is such a shmappy person.

I will shmappily do anything you desire.

by Grad_y September 27, 2017

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