Slimed

To be killed

When that friend with cool initials you kinda know finally gets slimed so you can put them in your bio

by Bleng September 30, 2025

Slimed

To die or to get killed

"Nah, he got slimed since he didn't hear the warning."

by hellgxzaze December 7, 2025

Slimed

Another way of saying kill or knocked out

P 1: "Dude did you see what happened on WWE?"

P 2: "Yeah, I can't believe he got slimed!"

by Jowie January 13, 2026

shul shimer

(vrb.) the act of one being anything you want it to be.Thus london shul shimer maybe desirves getting shoed.

the act of one being a dick.

ex. yo, bill's being a shul shimer, i just cought him sniffing my moms dirty underwear.

by Dleahy February 11, 2008

the shimenstein

When you make your girlfriend sit on the ground naked and you make a fake cross country ski action with your penis in and around her mouth, essentially throat fucking her while practicing for the birkie. To alter this to a shimenzstein, simply finish the act by eating chocolate cake out of her ass.

"Dude so when she finally came to lacrosse I caught her off guard with the shimenstein while she was drunk. Needless to say, I fulfilled her caloric intake for the day."

by poopoopat January 19, 2010

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016