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Shepherdess Era

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age
I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.
by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025
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Shepherdess Era

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age
I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.
by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025
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Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.
Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!
by Alan Flint April 12, 2025
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Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.
The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.
by SLynds May 24, 2025
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sheeped

the opposite of goated (Greatest Of All Time-ed)

basically to be used when things are awful or cooked
bruh that whole conference was so sheeped
by HoodedNuts May 30, 2025
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Schwephead

Someone who loves Schweppes a bit too much, Just means they're an absolute nonce who loves a glass of lemonade
Barry: "I absolutely love Schweppes lemonade!"
Barbara: "Ew, Barry, You absolute Schwephead"
Barry: "Shut up, Barbara, You love stinky cheesy noncey toes"
by IABSOLUTELYLOVEOLDMEN June 10, 2025
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Seedhead

Used to describe someone with the intelligence of one with birdseed in place of their brain
Human 1: what's 9 + 9?
Human 2: 10?
Human 1: its 18, you Seedhead.
by Jimbo's July 5, 2025
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