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cliff shitter

Derogatory reference to a native american. Especially certain tribes that used cliffs as dwellings. One would assume that if they lived on the side of a cliff, they would either shit in or off the side of the cliff.
Looks like the cliff shitters just built another casino.
by Tigerwoodsbabymama January 6, 2010
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Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.
by P3nderizor September 16, 2009
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Shatnerspension

To build suspension by inserting overdramatic pauses like William Shatner, with or without facial expressions. The suspension created by Shatner pause, Shatner comma, or shatnering.
"Did you see how Matt read that last line? He used Shatner Pause so well that he created Shatnerspension for the group listening."
by JustJayPHX May 19, 2013
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Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.
I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.
by Cats Polino December 19, 2013
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shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
by JesterPrim October 28, 2014
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Shatnering

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.
Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.
by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016
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shittercock

When during anal sex you identify that the other person has shit on your cock, making it a shittercock.
Hey girl....this feels real good... wait... omg no! You gave me the shittercock!!!!
by MilitaryIndustrialComplex July 19, 2018
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