Senseless

Used to describe when someone is not getting a joke or doesn't understand the point trying to be made.

Can be used as a defensive comment.

Terry is senseless. He just doesn't get what I am saying.

I am senseless. I dont get it.

by Bailey1701 March 23, 2010

common sense

to have good sound judgment

Its only common sense to not spend your last dollar on something you don't need.

by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009

sense of humor

This phrase is often misused. It means: being able to perceive comical things.

However, it is often used to accuse others of a lack thereof when the person fails to laugh at someone else's expense. Or when the person fails to laugh WITH those who are laughing AT him.

Many if not most people say "sense of humor" when they mean "C'mon, let us have a little fun at your expense."

For example, Albert falls while trying a ballet pirouette. Just because his friends find it funny doesn't mean they should laugh. Why? Because real friends spare the feelings of their friends. However, it is OK to laugh if Albert gives them permission. How does he do this? By laughing at himself first.

"Albert, that fatty, fell while trying his ballet moves. We all started laughing. He didn't laugh because he has no sense of humor."

by José Miura June 19, 2007

Sause boss

A person who is kick ass in the arts of cooking and in culinary study, or can just be a regular kickass person

Dude you sause boss

by Sawse bawse February 21, 2011

Common Sense

When someone can solve a problem by just using the brains in their head and putting two and two together. Since not many people now a days can have this ability, it is more of less a superpower.

"Woah, you used common sense? You must be like freaking batman! :o"

by GayHorse :P May 23, 2014

Postmodern Common Sense

1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.

The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Selsexual

A girl who is actually straight but gay for Selena Gomez

I couldn't realise I was selsexual before I listened Selena Gomez

by pinsy November 2, 2018