scurvy

like the mange only in humans

my roommate has the scurvy because he's a potato eater

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

scurryfunger

A sensation close to, but not(!) an orgasm.

That girl at the party was such a tease, she only gave me a scurryfunger.

by djdanko February 23, 2010

slurry

It's the unintelligable string of curse words that comes out when you're sleep deprived, drunk, or otherwise verbally incapacitated and is used to punctuate your speach.

I can't sleep on airplanes, so going into hour 26 without sleep, I greeted my relatives at the airport with modest enthusiasm and filled out my weak sentence structure with a cheerful expulsion of slurry.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 31, 2010

stomach scurvy

This is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.

Damn...that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.

by shadews May 1, 2012

slurry

A Slurry is a messy blow job

EH! that was a real slurry

by me January 28, 2005

scurryfunger

the unsightly habit of compulsively masturbating in a public setting.

The girl in front of me was totally scurryfungering during math class.

by SortaKindaJustSayin' October 19, 2009

slurry

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY strong cup of coffee....stand the spoon up in that shit!!!!

Fill cup half full of ground coffee.... 3ml water...2tbs of milk.... one teaspoon sugar.... INSTANT SLURRY!!!!

by WALKSKURTCAMO July 1, 2006