Scrum Half

A position in Rugby played by a shortperson wearing the Number 9. His objective is to link the ball from the pack to the backs out of Scrums and Rucks. There are many aspects to his play of the game.

Ted: You play Rugby?
Tom: Why Yes
Ted: What Position
Tom: Scrum Half!
Ted: Oh. . .Hmmm

by Matt The Longest of them All September 2, 2005

scrum bag

A large duffle or tote bag used to store and carry rugby gear.

"Hey Joe! where's the scrum bag we need to get this game under way!"

by D. Swan November 22, 2007

scrum

Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.

Because I haven't changed my flannel boxers in quite some time, I have an unusual amount of scrum hanging from my taint.

by Bill Smith January 31, 2005

scrumdiddleumptious

Grand, great, perfect, tastey, my exboyfriend

GOD! That weed was scrumdiddleumptious!

by aShLee, the weed woman November 4, 2003

scrubs are for sinks

What you say when someone calls you a scrub

notquitecsguy1: wow scrub
Insomniac: scrubs are for sinks
CitizenFish: same

by Insomniac March 8, 2005

scrumby

A word made up by a 7 year old, used to describe anything weak or scrawny.

"I can't do that, my legs are too scrumby"

by Kash Doll August 6, 2008

scrubs

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. And is also known as a buster. Always talkin' about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrubs!

by Rach April 18, 2005