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scratchless

To not ever be found engaging in routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further a political agenda(s). To be guilty of such acts is to be termed a 'Scratcher', as they are attempting to scratch out truth. Scratchers generally belong to Leftist groups i.e - Feminists, Black Lives Matter campaigners, Socialists, Cultural Liberals/Marxists, Socialists, Labour supporters, a large majority of University professors and lecturers, and so forth. Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest Scratcher in the UK at the moment.
"This guy is scratchless!! He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'.
by aldo09 June 15, 2017
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Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback
"oo dude you got scratched like toast"
by jackmoot October 3, 2007
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Scratching the record

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.
Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.
by Fstyle9 April 8, 2017
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Scratcher scratcher

Something unique to you for scratching scratchers
Hey where the fuck is my god damn scratcher scratcher
by original hefe December 28, 2019
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Scratcher

A user of scratch.mit.edu - they can be grouped into the following categories: Famous, Underrated, Wannabes, Brats, Inactive, and Forumer.

Famous - Scratchers with a huge amount of followers. Some famous Scratchers produce outstanding work, but some famous scratchers don't really make "quality" content and they're famous for other reasons.

Underrated - Scratchers who have way less followers than they deserve. These Scratchers have outstanding work, yet they don't get any recognition.

Wannabes - Scratchers who make projects that aren't that great because they're more focused on fame. They sometimes make things that were clearly stolen - tracing, project copying, spamming, etc. These Scratchers almost never gain a lot of followers.

Brats - Wannabes with a bad attitude. They're the type to call the manager over a simple thing. They tend to not accept criticism, because they think they can do no wrong. These are the karens of the website.

Inactive - Scratchers who have an account that they barely/never use. They're often new. Some of these accounts have really rare usernames (i.e. You, Me, Steve) so they are bombarded with users laughing at the username and making jokes.

Forumer - a special type of Scratcher. These users are the ones who frequently use the forums, and it's generally seen as a status symbol, especially when someone has over 1,000 posts. These users can fit into any of the above categories except inactive, but almost none fit into the wannabe or brat section.
Oh, (user) a really famous Scratcher. They have 2000 followers.

(user)'s really underrated. Have you seen their art? It's really good. She should be one of those famous Scratchers by now.

I just got a message to become a Scratcher. I've been one for 3 years. What's going on?

Have you seen (user) lately? He's not a Scratcher yet, I think he may be inactive.

(user)'s a good forumer. They've been a Scratcher for about a year and they have over 1,000 posts.
by DancingNekoGirl December 17, 2020
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face scrunchies

when you laugh so hard and so long your face hurts.
omg!!! stop it. you're giving me the face scrunchies.
by smokeybandit June 21, 2010
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Tattoo scratcher

Is a person that is tattooing without a license, and do it in a basement, kitchen, etc
Damn, that tattoo is fucked up!!!!!!!

$20 + tattoo scratcher = expensive fix
by Tattoo scratcher November 29, 2015
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