scorched

to be intoxicated to the point where you can't be anymore messed up without passing out. Synonyms: Drunk, fucked up, trashed, blazed, melted, stoned, malted, smashed, half dead.

me: Yo did you like drinking that steel reserve after that phattie?
josh: word man, im scorched

by youchoose January 1, 2004

Scotch love

"Tasteful" way of saying "dry humping"

"...what she thought of as scotch love and what he would call in his unfailing ability to pinpoint the vulgar, the dry humps" excerpt from Carrie by Stephen King

by Flyaway2515 January 5, 2017

Scoutch

Performing the action of sitting on the couch and drinking scotch

I'm going to scoutch it tonight.

by Biggus Panniculus November 19, 2009

scoutch

a small amount; another way to say a "little bit"

It's just a scoutch windy out.

by joquanna September 21, 2006

scorch

Irritating pest who always wants something from you. From the expression "you're scorching my balls"

That scorch keeps calling me every half hour.

by Giselle April 27, 2006

Scotch egg

The act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your anus.

Your may need some lube for Scotch egging.. depending on the size of you balls

by Your friendly neighbourhood ginger scot December 24, 2007

Scorch Shot

The scorch shot is a secondary weapon for the pyro class in tf2. It is widely regarded as broken and toxic by the community.

Sniper: Fuck, that pyro is using the scorch shot
Soldier: Man, fuck the scorch shot

by Diavola071 May 3, 2021