I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.
Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!
That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!
That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013
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1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."
by I think I'm funny March 19, 2007
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Get the shnitzel mug.When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.
As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.
by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018
Get the Schnitzeled mug.Commonly used to denote an iconic trio. The term can also be used to display mischief in a family setting accompanied with violence, yelling, and social issues.
A person that bangs a lot of chicks.
A person that bangs a lot of chicks.
1) My son is crazy with his two friends! When they're together they become a schnitzer!
2) This guy is a total chick magnet! He is a total schnitzer!
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2) This guy is a total chick magnet! He is a total schnitzer!
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by !___! August 29, 2018
Get the schnitzer mug.The term, "schnickelfritz," used to be a commonly used term, in place of the word "thing." it is derived from two ancient words of the ancient Babylonian and Mesopotamian languages; schnickel and fritz. A schnickel is a popular ghetto term for a monetary unit of exchange used in the United States, the nickel, worth 5 cents. A fritz is a popular, but not so popular term for a broken down German soldier. It was a piece of American military slang during the times of WWII. "Schnickelfritz" is now an unpopular term used by the almost-but-not-so-cool teenagers of s-dub. It won in a popularity contest against the word offie, and then lost in the meaningless banter in the WB network's Gilmore Girls, and is now used as a light insult to random, unsuspecting people who think it sounds schway.
"Did that nice guy with a cute dog just break up with you last night?"
"Yeah, he's a schnickelfritz."
"Yeah, he's a schnickelfritz."
by Justini Dinhrrine July 1, 2005
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