satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

by britt hill May 20, 2004

Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

satchwell

Shakespearean reference for local deviants who prey on scabby slappers. Derived from the expression "Is your thatch well" (nob rot from skanks being quite common in ancient times).

taken from a "Tale of Two Titties" ..

"lovely jugs my dear, 's atch well ?"

by Sportbilly September 16, 2004

Satchel Snatcher

n. One who "snatches" things of value i.e. kills,flag captures,bombs. A homosexual who likes to grab the males genitals and "snatch" them. Commonly used in smack talk on xbox live. The word is derived from one who steals the satchel(bomb in Call of Duty 4) and plants for own exp. Also grouped in with noobs, cheaters, and Achievement whores
v. the act of satchel snatching

Dude that guy is such a satchel snatcher. He stole the bomb from me every round.

I hate people who satchel snatch

by Andyroonie January 4, 2009

Satchel Sauce

The over exploding load that shoots out from your satchel ( the testicles ) that hasn't been let out for weeks.. A bukake for one ... The cream of the crotch ....The hydrant load.... The ultimate thick creamy delight for sluts and delicious treat from your cum guzzlers ... the ammo from your sac aka fuck sauce , pocket shooter !!

" I was fuckn this bitch raw and and i suddenly had the urge to explode my dumpster size satchel sauce all over her

" Her face was covered with a white oozy creamy build up of my satchel sauce , tha white nicklaloden slime "!!

by Scoop412 May 21, 2011

satchid

Satchid means Truth absolute and existence absolute.

God is Satchid

by Penav December 1, 2018

Satchmo

The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.

Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004