the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"
by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022
Get the Samimug. by jo021292 July 30, 2024
Get the sayonara Samimug. Someone who thinks they're bad but really they got violated by every mother fucker they see. They also copy jokes from everyone because they're wet bitches. They got the tiniest dick because they think that they're cool and strong just because they lifted a weight
"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019
Get the Samimug. by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025
Get the Samimug. He is a fake Masri, he likes touching nips very much. Whoever gets their nips touched by him will become bruised.
by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022
Get the Sami Almasrimug. The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)
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by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017
Get the martin and samimug. 