A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
Get the sammug. sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
Get the sammug. The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Sam, he will never let you down.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Sam
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.
Person 2: don’t we all?
Person 2: it must be a Sam
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.
Person 2: don’t we all?
by I Will Find Your Love Mwa... March 12, 2021
Get the Sammug. A midget
“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018
Get the Sammug. When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022
Get the Sammedmug. A Sam is quite possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is good at video games and tries to tackle impossible tasks but pulls off most of those tasks he tries. He is also amazing in bed.
what a sam
by salmonthefish August 18, 2017
Get the Sammug. by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020
Get the Sammug.