swingus

Someone who does not know how to ride a swing.

A common playground insult among children and adults.

"Wow, look at Greg! He can't even swing. What a swingus."

by borkleborp July 30, 2019

Polish Swinger

A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.

"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"

by Guy Poulin December 12, 2012

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006

swinging a cat in a gymnasium

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.

Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."

by thewakeupguy April 23, 2008

Swing

To fight and/or punch another individual.
To go arm's in.
To lay breh's the fuck out.

Example 1: ''Just go in and swing the cunt''
Example 2: ''Wanna swing?''
Example 3: ''I'll fuckin swing''

by John-bizzly April 29, 2009

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

swing da bat

a. to give oral sex
b. to recieve oral sex

"Damn, girl, I'm gettin hot. When you gonna swing da bat?" asked Jake to his girlfriend.

by PacSnoop July 12, 2006