swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.

CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

Swine Flu

when there are several police officers present in a short period of time.

Origin: Police officers are commonly known as pigs.

Damn I better wait to light this till after we're out of this swine flue pandemic.

by Ed-G-Z from North New-Jeezy May 4, 2009

Swine Flu

A pig of a bug.

Listen, you swine flu you. I don't like the cut of your jig.

by Captain Crow April 30, 2009

Swine Flu

1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.

2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election

My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.

The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.

by america was good... June 12, 2009

Swine Flu

When a guy hooks up with a fat girl, he's caught the swine flu.

A: I hooked up with that girl last night...

B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.

by meh321 December 7, 2009

swine flu

The kind of flu you get from hamjobs.

I heard that Melissa Joan Hart got the swine flu from giving out so many hamjobs.

by Justin Hamjob May 13, 2009

swine monkey

a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them

look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken

by roxsteady May 7, 2009