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spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.
He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.
by bob3_9 June 12, 2011
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Spooge

Spooge is the technical term for dumpster juice and has been for the last 40 plus years or well before the urban dictionary
Dude close the windows on the truck quick lots of Spooge in this next dumpster
by Waste-Resources.com December 7, 2023
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spooge stooge

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.
I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.
by wap70 March 3, 2008
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Spooge

A liquid harvested from the Fountain of Youth, centuries before the discovery of the Americas. This divine liquid is the essence of all life, beginning the cycle of reincarnation and rebirth. Can also be used to ascend to godhood under correct conditions. It is highly sought after by the upper-class and bourgeoisie...Also known as cum.
Guy 1: i heard they found some more Spooge recently
Guy 2: a new god has been created today
by literalchild April 26, 2020
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Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.
Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!
by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021
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Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds
"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"
by spoogelad May 14, 2019
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Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.
Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.
by Kid Blue April 3, 2023
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