Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.
Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.
by Kid Blue April 04, 2023
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Spooge shooter

Whenseminal fluid is ejaculated into any openings on a female body. e.g. vaginabelly buttonbrown eyeeyesmouthears
Im a professional spooge shooter. I got a hole-in-3.
by Swirledrs78 June 10, 2016
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spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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spoog

he left his spoog on me
by juxbros January 31, 2022
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spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.
He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.
by bob3_9 May 18, 2011
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Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds
"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"
by spoogelad May 14, 2019
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