spleef

A rolled marajuana cigarette.
Fictional name for long-time internet gamer.

Let's roll a spleef and smoke like Popeye.

"Cops are fat" -spleef

by spleef May 1, 2003

saleene

Super fun to be around. Super cute and the definition of fun. Wonderful.

Saleene is fun to be around

by Boi6678 May 25, 2018

Splenda Momma

Like a sugar momma but one whose diabetic

I want a sugar momma but I'm type 2 diabetic, so I need a splenda momma who understands me

by Moldycrow87 August 7, 2018

Spleef

Ya. Me and some friends made this word up back in 1983 or 1984 in Brockton Massachusetts. A spleef is a marijuana joint. We also at the same time made up the word zabe, which was a term referring to a rolling paper. Making up terms and throwing them into the popular lexicon is like throwing shit against the wall, sometimes it sticks, sometimes not. Spleef stuck.

Two other terms we made up during this time referred to a woman's squishy spots. One was cum dumpster and the other was hog garage.

If we had a zabe we could roll a spleef.

by FatdogTavern March 26, 2022

splend

is short for 'splendid' this word is the next big thing and everyone should use it. splendid is a good word that sort of went out of fashion and this is the new and improved version of it

the song "whats happenin" by the ying yang twins is splend yo!

by thatgrl July 12, 2004

spleege

to ejaculate, jizz, cum,

did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!

by Shimdaddy May 22, 2003

Splenda Daddy

A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.

My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.

by realtalkallende November 6, 2015