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Southport, NC

A small town located on the east coast of North Carolina. There is nothing there except for old retired people, school sluts, and religious people. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do there. You better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, Wilmington, NC. Southport SUCKS. Never move to Southport. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. For the people reading this who currently live in Southport, SUCKS DOESN'T IT?
Stranger 1: "I think I'm gonna move to Southport, NC."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
by SabbiStyles May 14, 2013
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southpaw

soufpaw right here!! (1)A pride of being capable of writting with your left hand.
(2) Slang for left-handed.
(1) I'm a southpaw.
(2) Soufpaw shorty righh herr.
by polska zyje nam~ nikolka February 13, 2005
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South Park

1. An overrated cartoon about four kids who do stupid stuff and make fun of each other. The older South Park episodes are really funny, mainly because they weren't so much about social issues as they were about the main characters acting dumb for the hell of it. Nowadays South Park relies too much on current events to be funny. It also seems too preachy. Like the Simpsons, the newer South Park episodes lack certain qualities that made the old ones great. Cartman's still pretty funny though.

2. A part of Colorado. South Park's not the name of a town, but rather a large portion of Southern Colorado or something.
1. "Hello Children!"
"Hey Chef"

2. South Park's a pretty boring place to visit.
by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
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South Park

The Worst Show To Ever Air In The History Of Television
SP Fan: OMG South Park is the greatest show ever!

Normal Person: Why all they do is the same crap every episode, Kenny dies, Cartman Hates on Jews, Kyle and Stan complain about everything what is so great about this show?

SP Fan:Fuck You!! You Stupid Asshole Fuck You!!!!!
by South Park Sucks April 21, 2011
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south park is an awesome show that has recently become boring and focuses on trying to make fun of americas society instead of trying to make the audience laugh their asses off like they use to. dont get me wrong, here, its still funny, just not as. and it is no longer animated with cardboard because, if you read the credits on one of the first episodes(1) and compare with one of the later ones(2) you will notice that on (1) it says 'cut-n-pasters,' indicating cardboard, but on (2) there is only 'animators' therefore resulting in the conclusion the the(2) episodes are more than likely computer animated.
and if any of the creators are 'sexy' it wouold have to be matt ,because he at least has hair. and i dont agree with people saying that if you dont like south park you are gay, i think that many people dont watch it or like it because they have kids, they find it offensive, they are more mature, or they just dont think its appropraite for anybody.
i dont feel like giveing an example.


has anyone else wondered if george bush watches south park?
by extremely pissed off girl July 22, 2005
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South park

The best show on earth that makes fun of society's ignorance
KENNYS DEAD!!
Best phrase from South Park
by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017
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Southpaw

When your boner is curved downward while erect. This is way more rare than an uppercut or right or left hooks, but theyre out there, and they always take the opponent by surprise
Dude check this porn out, that son of a bitch is a Southpaw from hell!
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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