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shitfuck

When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.
One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik
by lingling maguyver September 30, 2008
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shitfall

like a windfall but when the shit hits the fan, anything bad that can happen will happen and will pile up on your head
"Better put on your rubber boots Dan, we're coming into a shitfall"
by Mike Kelley December 31, 2008
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shitfacemofo

After 14 shots, Jake was a shitfacemofo.
by WiseDraco April 3, 2008
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shitfuck

a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.
Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!
by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011
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shitfuck

Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two
by I peed my pant s June 17, 2019
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shitface

ahhhh a bird pooped on you, you shitface
by undeadidiot June 8, 2003
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Shitfuckcock

A word used to name or describe the smell of your penis after having anal sex. Also used as a derrogatory term for someone who just plain sucks due to some kind of accident they have caused.
1. "Man, take a shower, i can still smell your Shitfuckcock!"

2. "Man, that guy is a real Shitfuckcock for spray-painting shit all over your car!!11!1oneone!11!1!1!!!111oneone!one
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