BOTTOM SLOBBER

liquid(s) from "down there" - can be smegma, stool, urine, sweat, the wet spot, etc.

Our kids refused to get into our bed for fear of bottom slobber.

by TMoneyID December 18, 2011

slobcore

The sweaty fat guy in the Bane t-shirt that always takes hardcore dancing a little too far.

"Oh my god, did you see that fatty flailing his arms around like a retard? Total slobcore."

by shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane July 6, 2005

slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!

She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!

by Shameika v. September 3, 2006

Slob of a Woman

a) Adj. A woman so despicable in her actions that she frequently repulses people by her mere behavior, and shows likeness to filthy slob. Often she is not aware of how her actions are perceived by other, resulting in a hideous blue Vodka Cruiser stained cackle when she mistakenly thinks that people are laughing with her, not at her.

A girl is in such a state of mental unrest while hungover, that she drops her MacDonald's burger on the balcony floor, squats down and proceeds to pick her burger to bits while shoveling large quantities into her mouth in a similar posture to a gorilla. All the while she breathes rather loudly through her mouth due to her 'sinus problems'.

You could use this instance to say "God, Brooke, you really are a Slob of a Woman."

by bluey_grey October 17, 2008

Slobalt

A stock cobalt ls or lt model with the 2.2 ecotec. they are very slow so the combination of the cars name and its slowness has come together as the Slobalt.

Haha u drive a Slobalt

by Captain_Cobalt January 17, 2011

slobber knobber jobber

noun; oral sex performed on a male.

Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?

by ewp January 27, 2004

slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.

Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.

by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010