Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

by zack mellinger December 9, 2008

Simms

A person who is dizzy(drunk).

Think you should be driving your pretty simms.

by CrazyCheesyChester May 21, 2010

Simmons

A small penis.

Wow! What a Simmons!

by Superrrrrkomyguruu December 1, 2013

Simmer

To desperately need a cigarette

Mike and Geast have been simmerin all day! Someone should give them a cigarette !!

by Simmerrrrrr September 29, 2011

simmy

an overweight gorilla with severe flatulence.

that simmy is a right fat cunt
who farted? it smells like simmy in here.

by dieucant February 25, 2014

Simmons

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014

simmone

A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart

Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone

by Rock a dock a doodle August 25, 2016