Ellaboo- hey baby wanna sext?
Chad-sure i love sexting
ellaboo- okay... so tell me what to do and ill send pics
Chad-lets rp then...
ellaboo-okay chad i'll start
ellaboo- hey honey
chad-hey
ellaboo-*unbuttons her blouse*
chad- helps take it off and smells it
ellaboo- you like it ?
chad- its dirty ill go wash it
ellaboo-what?
chad-OH FUCK I GOTTA DO THE LAUNDRY MY MOMMY JUST PULED IN THE DRIVEWAY
*chad logs off*
Chad-sure i love sexting
ellaboo- okay... so tell me what to do and ill send pics
Chad-lets rp then...
ellaboo-okay chad i'll start
ellaboo- hey honey
chad-hey
ellaboo-*unbuttons her blouse*
chad- helps take it off and smells it
ellaboo- you like it ?
chad- its dirty ill go wash it
ellaboo-what?
chad-OH FUCK I GOTTA DO THE LAUNDRY MY MOMMY JUST PULED IN THE DRIVEWAY
*chad logs off*
by ________________ribs May 27, 2022

by taztooz August 4, 2020

Where some people have an orgy and everyone is sexting out photos of scenes from the orgy on there cell phone.
by judge dredd7 October 15, 2012

by kid slicc December 30, 2017

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.
by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.
i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"
by thecatlied June 23, 2011
