When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
Get the Healthy Scratch mug.A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
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they have an established sound of texan punk
their art and covers are usually cryptids which influenced heavily to kurt cobain of nirvana
they have an established sound of texan punk
their art and covers are usually cryptids which influenced heavily to kurt cobain of nirvana
by kanye man July 25, 2020
Get the scratch acid mug.When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
Get the Crack Scratch mug.by PonyRunner July 23, 2017
Get the lay scratch mug.where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.
I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.
by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015
Get the scratch-harming mug.Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.
My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.
by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009
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