Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Sasquatch

An evil and wicked federal criminal that thinks they are falsely superior (tyrant) which are sometimes called: internet troll, stalker, peeping tom, black-hat hacker or script kiddie; that steals, observes, trades and sells data that is retrieved by a computational device from a victim which data is used for the worst things that human beings are capable of.

A Sasquatch wants you to believe that they do not exist.

by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 17, 2022

Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.

Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.

by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011

Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.

I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.

by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017

Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."

"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."

by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022

salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024

saggy sasquatch

A woman with exteremely saggy tits and hairy arms commonly wears a grape shirt

Look at that saggy Sasquatch! Shes like a waterfall of saggy skin

by It's.iggy.igz April 22, 2016