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sap

someone or something that is extremely corny and or pathetic.
ex. 1: it's sap (corny and pathetic) to see a grown ass 23 year old STILL posting 11:11 wishes on his snapchat.

ex. 2: girls/boys who get back with their ex after they know they were cheated on are sap (pathetic).

ex. 3: horny 14 year olds that post freaky moods and porn on their snapchat stories are sap (corny).
by jothefaggo July 24, 2020
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Sap

Someone whose depression or sad behavior gets in the way of their social life; Making that person hard to deal with.

This word originated from a mix of the words "sad" and "person". If you have a friend who often talks to you about their sad life, again and again, they are being a sap. If your friend ruins the fun group's handout mood with their sadness, they are being a sap. If you find yourself doing these behaviors above, chances are you are being a sap. It's good to realize you are being a sap before you ruin friendships or annoy people.
"I love hanging out with Phill but sometimes he's such a fucking sap.
All Phill talks about is how sad and depressing his life is, he's a broken record.
Why can't we have a day where Phili doesn't vent about his problems?"

"Hey man, can I talk to you about how I feel without me sounding like a sap?"

"Of course, bro."
"Thanks, man. So I've been dealing with... and I feel... you know?"
"Shit man that's tough, if you need to talk more just let me know. Don't worry bro you're not being a sap right now. You just need to speak your mind during a tough hill in your life right now."
by Bad2Good November 2, 2020
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Sap

by Chanel7 April 9, 2019
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bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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Sap Sucking

When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.
"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks
by alex bezzina September 6, 2017
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sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.
I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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