Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 23, 2018

Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

by lemonzestpizza April 03, 2022

Chewed rug

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022

rug day

A day where it's more efficient to stay at home than to go anywhere. Whether you need to catch some z's, finish the homework due that day that you didn't do, or to simply lay down (like a rug) and reflect on life.

Friend: "hey! I didn't see you at school today, is everything okay?"
Person: "yeah I'm okay! I just needed a rug day."

rug tired rugday work

by Whelp. September 25, 2015

Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 09, 2018

Rug Weed

Rug Weed: Marijuana Scraped, scrounged, or scavenged from rugs, carpets or other floorings in a desperate attempt to get high

My contact want out of town so I had to dig for rug weed. Lol

by ReddOreo January 12, 2019

Head Rug

If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 23, 2020