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alabaster retard

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"
by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
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Retard

A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet
Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
by xxxParixxx March 31, 2019
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Retard speak

When people spell things wrong and use text speak on msn/facebook etc. Normally lacks most vowels.
Usually needs some kind of 'translation' to read.
Lmao, that was so funny when you took that pill and you fell off your chair
Retard speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.
by busybee6363 September 7, 2010
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RETARD

When European airliners get mat at u for having to a crappy vs ratio so dey remind u ur a retard and den u make a buttery landing.
500 APPROACHING MINIMIMUS... 100 MINIMUMS 50 40 30 20 RETARD 10... B U T T E R
by Soddy Wally April 14, 2021
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epic retard

wow, joel is an epic retard
by Dr.QuikSkins December 21, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.
The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.
by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010
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Retail Slave

A person who works in any store.
The Target Retail Slaves are not looking forward to the upcoming Black Friday. Total Retail Hell!
by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007
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