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Barfday reset

A barfday reset is any event when you throw up, vomit, barf, puke, etc. You've expelled your stomach contents, you now have a new barfday.
I was hoping to celebrate my barfday next Thursday, but last night I had the grossest barfday reset ever. Chowder, EVERYWHERE.

My 5yr old son just reset his barfday this morning, I'm going to have to work from home today.
by j0nthegreat August 6, 2024
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La Respetuosa

adjective/noun

The name of this salsa so intense that it demands respect just by its reputation.
This isn’t just any salsa; this is La Respetuosa. It's so freakishly hot, you greet it with a polite nod and a cautious spoon.

Used to describe anything overwhelmingly powerful or formidable that it commands respect by its mere presence or potential consequences.

After trying that salsa, I understand why they call it La Respetuosa; it’s a taste bud obliterator.

A culinary test of courage and respect, often resulting in both immediate and lingering reminders of its potency.

You think you know spicy? Wait until La Respetuosa schools you in the true meaning of heat.
Que onda Clay? Did you try "La Respetuosa" en la fiesta de la Tia Chela?
Bro, I had to update my will first. That salsa doesn’t just spice up your tacos; it rewrites your life choices!
by La Respetuosa April 28, 2024
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Soft Reset

A quiet yet intentional restart where you realign your mindset, habits, and priorities. This is done without cutting people off, making announcements, or causing chaos. A soft reset is about choosing peace and growth over drama.
After a stressful first semester, I did a soft reset by journaling, setting new boundaries, and focusing on myself instead of explaining my changes to everyone.
by itsnia.x0 January 25, 2026
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HARD RESET

The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.
"I was going crazy thank you I just needed a good fuck" A hard reset
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Factory Reset

If you stick your right big toe to your left one while touching both with you penis and engulfing it all in your asshole
That girl gave me a factory reset last night. I might go back
by WiFightingThePainAway September 8, 2025
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Fuctory reset

When as a couple you've not had intimate relations for an extended period and have become anxious and/ or the mood between you is tense on account of the lack of intimacy, with the feeling that the relationship is heading down a negative path; and then you finally have initmacy and both feel much better for it, restoring the good feelings between you that there were previously in the relationship, a bit like a 'factory reset' for an adversely performing digital device.
My partner and I finally had intimacy after several weeks of drought together, it was a complete fuctory reset!
by Hughesyadaddy November 5, 2025
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Cardiac reset

Revival as a latent avant-garde concept that disturbs empirical occurrences at any given moment. A sealed cryptic doctrine.
'This arena full of heretics was spray-painted red after that cardiac reset.'
by A.S. Asan November 19, 2025
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