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Relationship Bump

Like a baby bump, except your not large from being pregnant, but large from eating too much and being lazy and not taking care of yourself cause you are in a relationship and dont need to put an effort into keeping yourself looking sexy.

When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!
Eg1: Oh look what happened to Sarah, after she started dating Steve shes gotten all fat! Look at that Relationship Bump man! What happened to that sexy thang, she used to look as fly as Jlo!!

Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!
by MrBigG March 26, 2011
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facebook relationship

a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook
hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook

beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!
by poohead12345 January 7, 2009
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Plutimic Relationship

Pertaining to a relationship in which one or more parties insists that the relationship does not involve any sexual intimacy but in reality involves various and repeated examples of sexual contact

Antonym: Platonic
Jim told his wife that he and Denise were just buddies but the truth was they were engaged in a lusty and tempestuous plutimic relationship
by Evil Dan February 8, 2009
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Relationship Goals

The most fucked up way of saying "I want a relationship like theirs."
Jamie and Ryan are so relationship goals!
by Ayee203 May 26, 2016
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Casual relationship

A relationship without any strings attached, no need for feelings or emotions just something to do when you're bored. No loyalties so can be with multiple people if would like to.
"Can we just keep this a casual relationship?"
"Sure."
by I'm here to help December 14, 2018
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Closed relationship

A relationship where two people agree that they want to be together and are together already but not officially(with labels) and promise that they wont see other people. This is commonly promised during unofficial relationships.

More towards a promise for staying together in their relationship till the end.
Defined as a promise

Jacob: What are we then?
Jeelay: We're in a closed relationship, its the opposite of an open relationship
Jacob: Okay..promise?
Jeelay: Promise.
by Chiyen November 21, 2016
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relationship goals

A couple with such a perfect relationship that other people aspire to them, the "goal" being to have a relationship like the one that the couple has.
Erik and Katie are such relationship goals!
by Inklautz P. Geraford June 21, 2017
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