rateing

1: act of ascertaining or fixing the value or worth of
2: an appraisal of the value of something; "he set a high valuation on friendship"
3: standing or position on a scale
4: rank in a military organization

just spelt with an "E"

It would be cool to spend your time rateing photos.

What is your jagradding rateing?

by AnAgO July 17, 2005

piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.

Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.

by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006

1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10

"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"

by Wheat boi September 25, 2016

Ralting

A word used when making up a fake slang term to fool your friends into looking it up on Urban Dictionary. Use this in any context, preferably in contradicting spots in a story. It looks like you've just been ralted.

"That party was RALTING" "Nova, what's ralting?" "Look it up it's kinda hard to explain"

by NovaNishing August 3, 2021

whale railin'

When you have sex with a fat bitch in a pool. As you further engage yourselves in the act, you "the male" position yourself behind the whale, and fuck her from behind. After a couple minutes you pick up her feet out of the water creating a "whale tail" shape. (try to lift up as much of her legs an ass out of the water as you can). when you feel that you cant go on any further from exhaustion, drop her ackles and listen for the "smack!!!" sound from her legs hiting the water thus making her whole body go under water, and watch as her head comes up to blow the water out of her mouth!!

That guy went whale railin'!!! haha, look at that beached whale spew the water out of her mouth!!!

by secret squirrel man June 3, 2010

Rawlings

Guy John smitshon can throw a knucklball like no other...

Johhnny rawlings just threw a knuckle!

by J April 7, 2005

RatFink

Rat fink is an experssion used to describe a person who has features that make him/ her look very rat like. These features could be hair that make them look stupid, or facial hair that is patchy, or just a very skinny face.

Man that new guy tony is such a RatFink!

yo did you just see that Ratfink , his beard is so stupid.

some bitch called me a Ratfink, so i smashed his window

by bob8999 December 14, 2008