Reed

He is a very sweet, smart guy. He is everyone's friend.

Girl C: Reed is super calm and considerate.
Girl D: Yeah, and he's charming!

by Waifu!~ November 16, 2020

Logan Reed

Logan Reed is a gay porn star, but besides that, he is simply the sweetest kid on earth. If you dont know him, you're lame. He's always there for me no matter what, and i would do anything for him too. Not to mention, he's cute, with a nice car, and a backseat. Plus, he takes nice pictures. What more can you ask for!?

i love you Logan Reed

by sarold January 19, 2009

x-rated bouncy house

while your lady is knocked up(concieved) you fuck her and the baby bounces around.

even though Maggie L. is prego, Warn made her womb an x-rated bouncy house.

by pablooooooooooo November 4, 2009

rated r superstar

The nickname for wwe superstar edge.

Edge is the rated r superstar.

by krisis April 25, 2006

Reed Baum

Member of AA, host of drafts, fucking nasty.

Indiana Jones:
"Nazis, I hate these guys"

by Yugen April 25, 2005

Reed

A nigga wit a big dick

reeds dickis huge

by reedhamilton01 November 21, 2016

split the reed

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

by robust russet October 23, 2008