Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet rule that states; if it exists theres p0rn of it, and if there isn't, there will be.

Someone: Yo have you seen Jaiden Animation rule 34 yet?
Someone else: No because I respect human beings

by infi0 March 4, 2021

Rule 59

If you know the rules off the top of your head, you are encouraged to kill yourself.

The exact orgin of the rules is in dispute, some say the chans, some say giai online, sill others something awful. what is agreed upon is that the rules are followed, almost cult like, across the communitys. rules like rule one and rule 14 are heavily enforced. the rules, are of course, modified to adap to the specific community they exist on. example, if one were to find this on a chan, the statment would be similar to "Anon, go and rule 59 yourself; or an hero, which is the pesudo way of asking somone to kill themself

by anon_602 August 5, 2008

Rule 4

No female apears to be unnatractive while performing felatio upon you.

John- "Dude that chick's ugly"
Tony- "Dude, rule 4: no girl looks bad with your dick in her mouth"

by fa-la-la-la-latio October 22, 2010

rule social b 99.1

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

Rule 19

Used in lifting weights originated from reddit.com:

You cannot criticize anyone's form unless you lift 90%+ of theirs.

The 90%+ extends to Wilks score to help normalize.

Good job - you can barely deadlift 200 and you are talking shit about someone who pulls 600. Rule 19.

by SoloX July 8, 2012

Rule 51

There will always be more rules. Always.

Dude 1>Dude, i just finished learning all the Internet rules.

Dude 2> Rule 51

by DoomB January 16, 2011

rule 173

"the truth is, everyone is fucked up."

pertaining not exclusively to being intoxicated, but tired, unhappy, depressed, in-a-rut, anxious, a-regularly-nervous-person, a psychotic, etc....

drunk friend: "dooooode, imz so fucked up rightnow! what am i going to doooooo!!!??"

sober friend: "don't worry about it man, everybody's fucked up! rule 173."

or

A: "god dam it i'm sooo fucked! i didn't finish the English paper man!"

B: "it's alright, we're all fucked anyway!"

by superfail March 7, 2009