dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.

Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808

by Sisterwife June 11, 2017

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Karcher the rug

To wash your vaginal pubic hair area.

Also to actually clean a rug with a Karcher.

Got a hot date with Rodney tonight; but after that killer pilates session I'd better race home and Karcher the rug.

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by Bigsetzee September 24, 2016

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018

Rugged Button

A fashion loving person who dresses as he wishes, no matter what profession he belongs to.

1) You are a Rugged button.

2) You dont look like an IT guy, you look like a Rugged Button.

by definetheworldofwords December 14, 2018

Rug Weed

Rug Weed: Marijuana Scraped, scrounged, or scavenged from rugs, carpets or other floorings in a desperate attempt to get high

My contact want out of town so I had to dig for rug weed. Lol

by ReddOreo January 11, 2019