Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.
by Fucked_off_Gopher May 15, 2005
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Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.
Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.
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A Major League Baseball team that was started by Ewing Kaufmann in 1973 in Kansas City, Missouri, which had been the home of the legendary Negro League champions, the KC Monarchs (1920 - 1962) - Jackie Robinson, Satchel Paige, Buck O'Neil, etc.
At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.
Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson
After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.
At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.
Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson
After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.
The decline of the once great Kansas City Royals has been like watching a Shakespearean tragedy. It's sad to see a team that was once at the top of the MLB fall to the bottom.
The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.
The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.
by Assex 776 October 18, 2007
Get the Kansas City Royals mug.Some bullshit pay to win game created by supercell. It’s fun when you’re a low level player in bone pit facing people that have the same cards as you, but when you level up, You go up against a bunch of people that are a higher level that you & spent their life savings to get some overpowered legendary cards that you can’t counter. Clash Of Clans- LITERALLY ANY FUCKING VIDEO GAME is better. (If you dislike this definition, you’re one of the reasons the game is ass. Go spend your money on something else and get a girlfriend you mobile game loser.)
Clash Royale as a low level player: Wow this game is fun !! I can’t stop winning !!!!
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
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by Nene June 30, 2003
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