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Hang a roofie

To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.
by Ben Hardiman April 3, 2008
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Roofied

When you get so drunk that someone might as well have spiked your drink.
by spayzant December 20, 2010
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roffle

it's kind of like a waffle... only... more roffle-y
dagashi hands Thing a big juicy roffle filled with healthy lols, lmaos, lawls, and LEWLS DAMMIT LEWLS!.
by dagashi March 5, 2003
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roffle

roffle is a phonetic spelling of the popular internet slang ROFL
Just say the word out loud, not as letters
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Roole

WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO MEAN


You can't put it in plural,past,or future tense it is always just "ROOLE"
the girl walked down the street and went to roole
by Brian December 9, 2004
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Roffles Charge

When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.
OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge
by [cool]Jesta March 23, 2005
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Roffle

A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.

The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.

From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.

If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.


QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"

"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."

"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
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