ripplechick

another name for very "used-to-be" hot women now old.
ripple referring to their condition of their skin and chicks referring to their gender.
- hot grandmas
aka ripplechick

-the year 2060:
wow i remember when Britney Spears used to be really hot, now she's a ripplechick.

by GM-Headquarters April 28, 2009

Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.

That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.

by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009

rippin' dirties

When you're out of weed and you're desperate, so you hit the bowl that's already beat several extra times.

Dude, I went on vacation with Sage last week and totally ran out of weed on day two. We spent the rest of the time rippin' dirties.

by Lorraine Veronica Spitzel October 23, 2009

Rippin Batches

Masturbating, jerking off, spanking it

Every chance I get, I'm rippin batches.

by Dick Hillside September 17, 2010

Ripping Time

The time of a person's life where they are in the process of getting seriously fucking ripped

Bro 1: Hey bro, wanna go get some ice cream?
Bro 2: Nah bro, it's ripping time.

by iambubbathedog May 26, 2011

ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.

(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*

by jameskisau December 18, 2011

Ripanese

Chat dialect of consistent misspellings, often difficult to comprehend.

Rip: mine is just dysfunctionally disfuctional
Admin: What???
Rip: note the 2 speelings of dysfunkshunall
Admin: I'm sorry, I don't speak Ripanese

by Deadlit July 13, 2012