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aisle rage

Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".

Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)
Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!

Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!
by Jenn Ross February 5, 2008
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nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
by Lil gummy July 27, 2017
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Raging Arnold

An enlarged, rigid and rock-hard state of the penis caused from sexual excitement, and a metaphor for Arnold Schwarzenegger going totally crazy with rage/anger/pain.
David: Dude, did you see that bitch over there with the thong poking out of her miniskirt?

Johnny: Holy fuck man, she's giving me a raging Arnold!
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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Raging Canadian

When somebody covers their hand in syrup and then fingers somebody else’s ass with the syrup. A common thing to do afterwards is to have the person fart out the maple syrup on pancakes.
Hey babe, do you want to do a Raging Canadian?
by Super Lit Dank Memes September 10, 2019
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Shay-Rage

When someone who is normally calm and relaxed suddenly and often shockingly gets very upset. The result is often a shocked, confused and very frightened group of people.
While normally calm, the sudden shay-rage she produced was terrifying.

He is usually so calm and soothing, but his shay-rage last night scared the shit out of me.
by Besota May 18, 2010
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dorm rage

to get drunk in a college dorm and stumble around it belligerently.
Zach and Steve dorm raged so hard last night Zach passed out and Steve almost came down with crabs.
by picoxc February 20, 2009
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Walk Rage

Similar to road rage, but usually happens when walking around in a public place where rules of the road don't apply
While walking in the mall i experienced walk rage. I was trying to get around this slow person, but i couldn't pass them. Causing me to want to yell obscenities at them.
by KMH21 September 8, 2011
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