quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

quarancock

When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock

Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranstream

Shows you stream while in quarantine.

Q: Hey what should I quaranstream?
A: Oh you should totally binge Criminal Minds, Greys Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and House MD!

by 0924Curran March 22, 2020

Quaranshopping

Shopping done to get ready for a quarantine exercise.

People indulged in mass quaranshopping after the PM announced a nationwide lockdown to contain coronavirus spread.

by carnivas March 25, 2020

quaranfucked

A situation resulting from a pandemic, where your government sanctions to close And govern everything that is non-essential in effort to minimize the spread of a infectious virus. Therefore you stay home and are unemployed. As a result you become quaranfucked.

I wish I would have said “I’m sorry” before I was quaranfucked.

I need a pedicure too bad we’re quaranfucked.

by Governor JW April 10, 2020

quarangut

Weight put on, particularly around the waist during the period of the Corona Virus pandemic.

I survived the pandemic and all I got was the quarangut.

by S Lobo April 11, 2020

quaranfifteen

The 15 extra pounds you've gained during lock-down/quarantine due to COVID-19.

My clothes don't fit anymore due to the quaranfifteen.

by Eshin1 April 12, 2020