Balls in the Pudding

This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.

-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.

by RedRidingHood April 7, 2009

Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 4, 2010

Panty Pudding

the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)

You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.

by Skankbone November 25, 2013

Black pudding

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.

by Littlebitofsupport? June 15, 2018

pud-smack

One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.

That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.

by clembie June 20, 2003

pounding the pud

to be or to masturbate

I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep.

by Charlie Thomas October 17, 2004

Tidgey pud

Is where a male gives a female painal and as they pull there schlong out the females asshole she prolapses leaving the asshole to look like a mini yorkshire pudding. (Tidgey pud.)

Sam L was giving a brutal painal to Ruth. He stretched out his batwing and pulled his whopper out of the shit stained asshole leaving a gravy filled tidgey pud.

by Mc Azzo December 29, 2013