Beef Pickle

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.

After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

booty pickle

When you take a poo and a long turd is dangling out of your anus that refuses to let go.

Sarah, straining over the toilet: "Ow! I wish this booty pickle will just let go!"

by borange97 November 20, 2016

Hot Pickle

Very Important or somebody who's might consider is 'on fire' or somebody whose very popular and proud

Dude: Mike your a hot pickel! You solved all your missing persons cases in record time! Every guy here wants to be your friend! Your so cool!
Mike: I know ;)

Or

Dude your a hot pickle! All the lady's want you!

by SatansCute October 19, 2018

You want a Pickle?

When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.

*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?

by Tomitaire April 21, 2009

beaver that pickle

when your father nibbles the seeds and discards the rind

Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out

by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019

Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher

A deviant sexual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. The man, after returning from his local KFC, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. After waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his penis into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.

The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.

Jon gave Jared a Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. They have been banned from KFC ever since.

by Decoy<3Vezal January 12, 2010

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009