poonette

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

by diplod April 20, 2007

Proon

A word used to describe a feminine gay person

Are my friend he's such a proon

by Joe Lowes February 12, 2020

pooner

One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.

Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.

by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

pooner

A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

shit-prone

when you are prone to bird poop or any other kind of that matter

omg you are so shit-prone

by i like to make up words January 26, 2004

pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively

Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?

by ryan_686 September 14, 2005

pooner pals

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals

by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008