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Prostituties

All the diseases that you can get from a prostitute lumped into one word.
That slut Wendy gave me prostituties and now I have one week to live.
by JPage December 25, 2007
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via prostitute

by way of prostitution or through a prostitute. literally.
via prostitute..... "the" true skank hooker stole Betty's man then stole Bonnie's idea. how original.

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via my visa gold platinum pussay

via your man's cock in my mouth

via screw me fast and hard

via your dirty nasty dream

via skank hooker 'fuck now pay later'
by !B*B*B! February 12, 2009
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Jane the Prostitute

1. Joe the Plumber's sister or possibly cousin, who is not a licensed prostitute, but considers herself a hard-working blowjob-giver who should not have to share her wealth.

2. A generic term for any prostitute particularly when used in political debates as a rhetorical device.
1. McCain: So, I hear that Mr. Obama over here was talking to Jane the Prostitute the other day. and said you wanted to share the wealth..

Obama: No! That was Sally the Dishwasher! Or possibly Jagadambika the Urologist!

2. McCain: Jane the Prostitue shouldn't have to pay such high taxes, and Mr. Obama over here would love to just tax away everything she earns.

Obama: But reguardless of any of that, Jane the Prostitute would benefit from my health care plan. And this is why...
by joe the writer September 8, 2010
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restitution to the institution of prostitution

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid
by the enforcer.. the giver May 19, 2011
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Prostitution

The illegal act of being paid for sex but it's not illegal if there is a camera involved.
Prostitution is how I got every STD know to man kind.
by Nickypoospriv March 1, 2017
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prostitution

A woman (or man) that sells her ass (or his ass) to Republican senators and representatives.
Your mother is a prostitute. That is to say that she practices prostitution.
by 3Gdamnyousankmybattleshipbitch January 17, 2006
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pro bono prostitute

Someone who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere, any time
by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003
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