pussy on the premises

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available

Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!

by stayGreazy March 14, 2011

Premustard

The watery substance that comes out of the mustard container if you don't shake hard enough before squirting.

Gross, there is premustard all over my buns. Didn't you shake it hard enough?

by Debica July 31, 2010

prehistory

A period of time before there was any written history

A long time ago before we ever had any written history to tell us what happen way before this is called prehistory

by Girl3274 August 31, 2017

Premium Wifi

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Barbz premium (yuri)

A fucking icon, mother of their 19k twitter oomfs and bipolar faggot. Their Instagram (@barbz.premium) consists of a healthy mix of confessions, reaction memes and barb propaganda!! Their twitter (@yurideluxe) is a cultural reset, the peak of human thinking and a goldmine for semi-illegal advice. You'll find fights, gay porn and pure honesty ONLY! 💯💯

Did you hear? Yuri is trending on twitter again. What a milf 😍
barbz premium (yuri) just got banned again lets cancel instagram
@yurideluxe just fought with beyoncè purr

by юрий 💦🧼 June 24, 2021

Precision Bass

A bass model crafted by Fender, and endlessly imitated. Slang term is the "P-bass". The first electric bass guitar manufactured in 1958, this has evolved into one of the most popular models ever. A versatile instrument, and extremely well rounded, but known for being able to produce a nice, fatter, lower tone. Sometimes said to be a "punk" instruument, but that's normally coming from the mouths of Ibanez-loving metalheads.

Wow! That Precision bass is sick!

by The Allergen April 30, 2005

Premium Unleaded

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex

-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.

by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004